inkystars:

keepcalmanddontgetangry:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had”; “had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

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rated-ncc1701:

[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares